hi goodmorning i rly wanna do this so like away

my fingers are double jointed & i can like bend them in weird different ways

the first time i took an edible i was at marine bio camp in catalina & it was the last night we were there & instead of night snorkeling i just floated around woke up so high the next morning i had to tell a teacher i was “dehydrated” & this sweet lady helped me get my brkfast

lmao a great time to say the least

one time i stole an answer key to a test in 4th grade bc i didnt study & instead of getting away with it like i thought i would, i got brought up to the principals office & had to write a 5 pg essay on how sorry i was. i literally cried every second of writing that essay

my lucky lil ass didnt get suspended or anything

i used to get MADDD bullied for my curly hair bc it was different then anyone else. so i absolutely fried my hair in hs straightening it everyday, but now i fucking love my curls & practically never straighten it anymore

i can touch my tongue to my nose

one time in kindergarten this lil boy kept fucking with me so i chased him and he thought i would stop at the boys bathroom entrance but i didnt and i ran him into the wall and kicked him and my teacher made me sit with her the rest of recess :-) dont fux with me

the first time i dropped acid (gel tab) was midnight of NYE 2017 & i had work at 7 am the next day. i was on cash that day and the whole ass screen was moving and i had to interact with customers but it was actually pretty chill i worked at panera so i munched on all the sweets

im allergic to flowers, grass, dust, pollen, animals, & pretty much anything to do with nature *sad sigh* but thank god for allergy meds