my fingers are double jointed & i can like bend them in weird different wayshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
the first time i took an edible i was at marine bio camp in catalina & it was the last night we were there & instead of night snorkeling i just floated aroundhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> woke up so high the next morning i had to tell a teacher i was “dehydrated” & this sweet lady helped me get my brkfast
lmao a great time to say the leasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
one time i stole an answer key to a test in 4th grade bc i didnt study & instead of getting away with it like i thought i would, i got brought up to the principals office & had to write a 5 pg essay on how sorry i was. i literally cried every second of writing that essayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
my lucky lil ass didnt get suspended or anythinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
i used to get MADDD bullied for my curly hair bc it was different then anyone else. so i absolutely fried my hair in hs straightening it everyday, but now i fucking love my curls & practically never straighten it anymore https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
i can touch my tongue to my nose
one time in kindergarten this lil boy kept fucking with me so i chased him and he thought i would stop at the boys bathroom entrance but i didnt and i ran him into the wall and kicked him and my teacher made me sit with her the rest of recess :-) dont fux with me
the first time i dropped acid (gel tab) was midnight of NYE 2017 & i had work at 7 am the next day. i was on cash that day and the whole ass screen was moving and i had to interact with customers but it was actually pretty chill i worked at panera so i munched on all the sweets
im allergic to flowers, grass, dust, pollen, animalshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">, & pretty much anything to do with nature *sad sigh* but thank god for allergy meds
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