Because I have the heart the size of a small lizard's, I cannot consume any amount of caffeine or my heart will actually explode. I have purchased two "caffeine free coffee alternatives" that might be able to replace my favorite forbidden drink. Updates to come throughout the day

Ok so my update is that the first one I tried wasn't exactly great but it still got the job done. I almost feel like by drinking it, though, it cursed the VAN system and made my day a little harder. Tomorrow I will try the other one I bought and maybe VAN will be fixed. Maybe.