Wow my nudes really be trash

This shit be frustrating
Being ugly so fucking exhausting omg
You gotta twist and contort every fucking thing omg

"Well don't hold my head this way way because of #neck"

"Don't forget your eyebrow as a scar so tilt your head a bit"

"Cover half your face"

"But like twist at a 36degree angle tho"
And that's what really be the sign. It's way too much shit I have to do to try to accommodate my features

Find a certain light.
Turn a certain way
Cover this
Also cover that
Get a good distance away

I have 2 angles I can use. TWO dats it.

I have ONE pose.
Nigga look good only when certain planets align what the fuck
People don't get why I hate taking pictures.

I swear every time I try I just end up wanting to take myself out back

What the hell is even the point đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜‚
Be looking at photos and start questioning my entire existence

Like why the fuck am I even here omg
And I'm really into those obscure nudes too

The problem is I lack the creativity. The RARE times that I come up with a good concept, my body and my face just ruins the entire thing
When you thirty pictures in but none of them look good
Which reminds me.....

For my 30th birthday I had actually planned to get professional photos taken. Nudes and all
..

Thanks COVID đŸ˜©
I have been planning this out since last year 😂😂😂😂😂it was my new years resolution to take more photos.

Yet here we are đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚
Y'all have a good day tho
Smh I sent this an hour ago and got no love at all

This is what I mean when I say y'all be lying đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©I hate it here!!!!
An hour. A fucking hour omg
When you woke up at 6am to send someone a picture but they don't appreciate it
Women be fuckbois too đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©

I'm blocking now
I told y'all I be blocking 😂😂
When I get off work today I'm spending my evening practicing obscure nudes. If you have any suggestions, tips, ideas, feel free to share đŸ˜©
I want to take a moment out to tell y'all that flower is an earring that I made đŸ„°đŸ„°đŸ„°
I'm coming back to this thread because I'm practicing photos again

Yall ever take some nudes but can't recognize the body part in the picture 😂😂😂😂
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