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a thread of me rereading the maze runner ig 
here we go lesbians
why tf is a hamburger one of thomas memories he actually has
the s l a n g
here we go lesbians 
NEWT
NEWT CHUCK MINHO AND ALBY
alby is aggressive in the book jeez calm ur titties bby
incredible show stopping never been done before beautiful stunning perfect
yes alby calm ur titties bub thomas is just confused
the way- the way newt calls chuck chuckie god i’m fucking sobbing
“Chuck’ll be a good fit for ya,” he rlly was 
CHUCK BABY SWEET LITTLE BUBA LEMME PINCH UR CHEEKS
chuck brought up the 
𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠
𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠
BITCH CALLED HIM UGLY JHSJDJSK
he- he refered to himself in third person god let me hold u
he refered to himself in third person god let me hold u
oh fuck off gally 
hes already being an asshole can u not bub
THOMAS DID NOT JUST REFER TO GALLYS NOSE AS “A DEFORMED POTATO“ IM FUCKING SCREAMING
DAMMIT THOMAS EVERYTHING U DO IS ON IMPULSE
THEY GOING PRANKING
THEY PRANKED GALLY IM CACKLING
THEY GOT CAUGHT OH SHIT
sleepy time
newt just woke up thomas
gay
gay pt 2
talking about 𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 agian
𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 agian
ALBY JUST FLICKED CHUCKS EAR U ASS
i think thats all for tonight i wil continue in mornin
i’m back time to continue
yeah i didnt continue
im back now
alby just said it never rains in the glade and for some reason it made me feel really sad
oh shit he showing him da graveyard
MOO MOOS
thomas has 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
after reading, the realization that since alby was the first person they sent up that he had to spend an entire month there by himself and now i wanna cry
the irony of it all
OH UR FUCKING KIDDING
ALREADY???
FUCKING DAMMIT
i cant do this 
lemme get my breathe before i read it just her presence makes me angry
i cant do this shit
they r going to check i’m not ready
chuck adhd icon me thinks
thomas stfu chuck just wants to talk to u i know ur stressed but talk to the poor baby jesus fuck
cmon chuck lemme bake u some cookies bub
their getting the ropes can’t wait for the teens who have never seen a girl before to react
chuck supremacy
newts taking the rope HES GOING IN THE BOX
aw shit, here we go again
𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 ö
THE KID WHO CALLED DIBS ON TERESA IM FUCKING SCREAMING
poor kids living their lives without the presence of women i could never
ITS SAYS THEY WERE ALL OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE THEIR EXCITEMENT BUT THOMAS COULD TELL THEY ALL COULDNT WAIT TO SEE THE POOR GIRL SKDJKSK
tw// gally being a pervert <3 nsfw ?
thomas describes gally looking down at teresa as him having a look of sick fascination on his face and a perverted smirk gally fucking keep it in ur pants
thomas describes gally looking down at teresa as him having a look of sick fascination on his face and a perverted smirk gally fucking keep it in ur pants
newt and alby being in charge of everything makes me very happy
i’m so tired of her already and she’s only said five words
alby says nobody touches the girl while she’s unconscious or he will k word them and i love him for that
FRY
fry supremacy
thomas love i know u wanna do it but stop asking chuck how to become a runner ask the ppl in charge the poor baby doesn’t know shit 
feeling drained of newtmas and minho content cmon book give me minho gimme
he- i mean smart thought
ACAB ACAB ACAB
ALSO CHUCK PFFFF
imma start in a few and try and finish
u wanna see some real speed bitch
OK I BACK AND READY
erika and van get ready to interact cus ur the only ones who do
k lets go
THE BEETLE BLADES
thomas i
the second i start reading u back to doing dumb shit
DONT CHASE THE FUCKING BEETLE BLADE R U THREE DUDE
u fucking dumbass hes chasing it like a five yr old chases a cat
oh shit
forgot what him chasing the beetle blade led to
aw sheet
yeah no shit u lost the sucker thomas its a fucking BEETLE
oh fuck
ohhhhhh fuck
dead dudes name is stephen
hes looking at all the graves
tw ??? idk
BRUH
BRUH
another twig snapping 
“wHoS oUt ThErE“
just realized that newt is the only one who actually swears in the first book
AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
ben baby u feel alright?
HERE WE GO
OH SHIT I FORGOT THAT
I FORGOT THAT ALBY SAVED HIM
alby with a bow and arrow thats hot
alby may i have ur hand in marriage sir
tw ben going psycho poor baby also
OH FUCKKKKKKKK
tw
alby just shot ben
alby just shot ben
he’s still alive though cus the banishing scene is stuck in my head i can never unread that
CHUCK
CHUCK
thomas yes u just saw a man get shot u can be as rude as u want babe ily but when u tell chuck to shut up that’s where i draw the line
OH FUCK YEAH NEWTMAS TIME
tommy
newt hey did u know i that i love u
bro thats gay
oh hey winston
OMG
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEEN WAITING THE ENTIRE BOOK FOR THIS FUCK YES FUCK YES
MINHO HAS ARRIVED GAYS EVERYONE BOW
MINHO
MINHO BABY GET UP MY LOVE UR FINALLY HERE
MINHO NATION RISE UP
he just called alby a pipsqueak
he’s so funny in the books lemme hold ur hand sir
PFFFFFFF
