I'm yet to see any justice as sweet as when impatient Nigerian drivers who instead of staying on their own lane which has slow traffic, decide to take one way and get accosted by the Police while doing so.

E dey sweet die I no go lie. Lemme share my experience.

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So it's an early morning on my way to work and suddenly I entered this unusual traffic on my route which takes me to the office. As much as I love to drive fast, I have enough sense to stay on my lane when I'm in traffic.
But you see some Nigerians ehn, they've probably sworn for them at birth that when others are doing things right, they'll do things upside down. Their constant existence in a state of chaos needs to be studied. If you're part of them and ur reading this, your day is coming 😤
Anyway I digress. These unfortunate individuals started to drive one way and it's so annoying when you see them zoom past you with their "double pointer" hazard lights flashing as if they're from another realm. You start to feel like a stupid Nigerian. For me I don't send oh.
On this glorious day however, these guys who were driving one way on the other side of the road did not know that trailers (I mean the 40ft container type) had blocked the road up ahead of them and Police and traffic officials were in front diverting traffic.

LMAO 😂😂😂😂
As I approached the area of diversion I could see initial confusion on the other side but as inched closer and closer, COME AND SEE ACTION FEEM!

FAM! Fast and Furious 2020 right in my eyes, Nigerian Police as usual blocking and jumping into the vehicles taking the one way..
Brethren I was happy! A Concerned Nigerian like me, I pulled down my window and screamed to the Police Officers "YES, BLOCK THEM! DON'T ALLOW THEM OH, YES YES! CATCH THAT ONE!!". You'd think I'd just mind my business but no this was a joy to watch. Patience and sense paid off.
Do you think those who are patiently waiting in traffic and moving slowly are doing so because they have nowhere to go? No! Just be responsible and drive patiently.

You may think you're smart by doing this but one day, monkey go enter market, e no go return. Drive with sense.
Share this to that your friend who drives like this. Let's have a great day.

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