Thread by @KimMylezz, My ex cam and my ice cream while I was in the [...]

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My ex cam and my ice cream while I was in the bathroom and watched me eat it
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We had a movie date bc we were binge watching marvel movies
So as the movie is playing, we go to the kitchen to get some ice cream
I picked butter pecan and he got some nasty ass strawberry
Anyways, I got a call from ashy so I went to the bathroom to see what her bitch ass-

Wanted, and when I come back my Ice cream was lil melted....y’all I was only in that damn bathroom for like 5 minutes
So we’re sitting down on the stools bc fuck the movie let’s just talk, and as I’m eating my ice cream....I notice it got a lil TASTE to it, like y’all know how-

Butter pecan ice cream is salty? But THIS butter pecan was TOO salty, I knew we just bought it so I knew it wasn’t spoiled but in my head it was “you was tripping“ and continued to eat it as we were talking
YALL THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THIS NIGGA WAS
L O O K I N G

Than when I’m done we go back to watching the movie and towards the end of the damn movie he goes “I got something to tell you” and this is when I start to anxious bc I hate that damn line like nigga just tell me
So it got real quiet and he said “I can in your ice cream”......

I left, like straight up called an Uber and left
I brushed my teeth at least 12 times that day, it makes so much sense now bc no wonder that shit tasted like battery acid and pure cocaine from the 80s
I’m just mad he let me eat ALL OF IT
LIKE I ATE A WHOLE FUCKING GENERATION

I completely understand that it was SA y’all I just need to laugh about it bc that’s how I deal with pain

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