New summer hobby: now that the Airbnb next door is taking guests again, how many girls will I spot doing Tiktok dances on the balcony?
Seen my first one just now and they were abysmal, must do better
Gang of girls staying tonight, not doing tiktoks but they are all taking pics out on the balcony yelling stuff like "your arse looks amazing" "you look so skinny in that dress!" 10/10 for girls supporting girls I love to see it
Group of boys staying this weekend are playing club music at a volume I would describe as "festival dance tent in my garden" if anyone wants to come round for a little rave
Today's guest review: I said hello and he told me to "smile, it might never happen!" 0/5.
Welcome back to tourism and the resurrection of this thread! I've not seen any guests yet aside from 2 cars with the windows down arguing about how to park outside, 4/5
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