rating photos of chris evans by how high they make my heart rate: a thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
i accidentally deleted this from my drafts so i’m the https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> who had to remake this
btw i’m p sure i either got these from google or http://chris-evans.net"> http://chris-evans.net  but pls let me know if someone else posted them so i can give credit where credit is due!
alrighty, starting off strong with a solid 9/10. the clothes are uh may zing but they just,, don’t give me chris vibes?? idk
hngngngngng 15/10. hands.
13/10 daddy’s rich and i’m HERE for it
14/10 i- this man owns my knees
16/10 andy barber makes me go absolutely FERAL. and uhm no i totally didn’t have a heart rate of 148 bpm after watching episode five n e ways—
cursed image. 0/10 and takes 26 years off my lifespan every time i see it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
this screams BDE (big daddy energy). 16/10
14/10 i have never wanted to sit on a chair so bad in my life fnskskdjjdsk
4/10 a cute puppy. no whore knee detected
*flatlines*
end thread. thank u if you scrolled this far ilu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💝" title="Herz mit Band" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Band">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">
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