rating photos of chris evans by how high they make my heart rate: a thread
i accidentally deleted this from my drafts so i’m the
who had to remake this
btw i’m p sure i either got these from google or
http://chris-evans.net but pls let me know if someone else posted them so i can give credit where credit is due!
alrighty, starting off strong with a solid 9/10. the clothes are uh may zing but they just,, don’t give me chris vibes?? idk
hngngngngng 15/10. hands.
10/10 but bonus points for the freckles
the rolling stone shoot was a cultural reset period
13/10 daddy’s rich and i’m HERE for it
14/10 i- this man owns my knees
12/10 hot and the lighting is gorgeous but the grippy toes put me off i’m sorry
16/10 andy barber makes me go absolutely FERAL. and uhm no i totally didn’t have a heart rate of 148 bpm after watching episode five n e ways—
cursed image. 0/10 and takes 26 years off my lifespan every time i see it
this screams BDE (big daddy energy). 16/10
14/10 i have never wanted to sit on a chair so bad in my life fnskskdjjdsk
4/10 a cute puppy. no whore knee detected
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