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When you get to the car:
You: ....
Ma: If I’m toxic shuthi ne moto YAMI itoxic. Ngicela wehle bandla uzibone. https://twitter.com/orahh_x/status/1279877256177954816
You: ....
Ma: If I’m toxic shuthi ne moto YAMI itoxic. Ngicela wehle bandla uzibone. https://twitter.com/orahh_x/status/1279877256177954816
As you turn on the DSTV: leyo DS ikhokhelwe nge mali yami etoxic ...shiya!
As you’re about to eat: Leso spoon si toxic naso ..idla ngezandla. That time you’re eating corn flakes 
As you’re chilling on the couch: Lowo sofa amandla ami atoxic ...ngicela ung’dilikele uhlale kwi tiles.
As you’re about to use the toilet: Please pass me the toilet paper, u2 ply unokuba toxic for izinqa and hands you u1 ply
You: Baba, ngicela imali yama textbook for next semester ..
Baba: Mali...
Ma: *Interrupts* Cha cha cha, lo utshele umlungu kuthi si toxic. Uke nje umnike uzolamba ngiyak’tshela.
Baba:
Baba: Mali...
Ma: *Interrupts* Cha cha cha, lo utshele umlungu kuthi si toxic. Uke nje umnike uzolamba ngiyak’tshela.
Baba:
