College is a scam go to trade school and watch YouTube videos lmao https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1280165513264586756
The world needs more plumbers and less English Lit majors
Also every game developer I know who got roped into studying game development at a college is literally more experienced and qualified than their professors.

Download Unity or UE4 and some tutorials. Don't listen to your parents they're old and can't even use the Smart TV
I learned more about sales and marketing working at Guitar Center than in all my years at college

IT'S A SCAM.
Everyone I knew in high school on Long Island who got some BS degree in whatever arts is like living with their parents now

My buddy who became a union electrician in Yonkers makes 6 figures, gets 700 days off a year and I'm pretty sure is in good with the mob

Make your choice.
WHAT DO YOU DO

WITH A BA IN ENGLISH

WHAT IS My LIFE GOING TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It SUCKS TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh also the SATs and all that standardized testing bullshit is just another scam to get parents to sign their kids up for KAPLAN test prep courses and shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NONE OF IT WILL EVER FUCKING MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

learn a trade or a skill or marry a Billionare and become the first lady of the United States just don't go to college
Everything in the United States is basically a pay to win MLM pyramid scheme from education to healthcare just fucking run and don't look back.

I'm going to bed.
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