~ 7 Spicy & delicious ways to write better 🌶️

1. Entertain

[There's a bizzilion ways to do this which I've actually written lots about.

For now, you just need to remember that being boring is the #1 sin. Avoid at all costs.

& Repent ASAP if you sinned]

THREAD DIZZLY!
2. Write fast

[School taught me to write as slow as an old-school internet dial-up

I was so conscious about no mistakes, correct construction of sentences, & being all proper, it took me forever to write.

F*ck that.

Write like a tornado's chasing you

Edit after]
3. The Nuke start

[Start out with a grenade being thrown in someone's living room.

Don't be the movie that starts out with 5 minutes of credits before even meeting the actors.

No more elaboration needed]
4. Mix that $hit up

[Stop doing the same thing over and over.

Mix it up son (or daughter). Do a dialogue here, a story there, a joke yonder, or a list now...

Boring repetition makes people hit the snooze button]
5. Have fun

[If you aren't having fun writing it, good chance your crowd isn't either.

And if you do that too many times you won't have any crowd my amigo.

Getting into a fun mood will breed creativity, humour, & more ideas.

Don't write while being bored]
6. Use open loops

[Advanced way of saying: "Use the soap opera trick."

Basically you're leaving them with a big cliff-hanger. Classic binge-worthy TV stuff right there.

In fact, if you get to Yoda(ish) levels of this, they won't even notice them]
7. Write every day

[Make it a daily habit. Writing is a beautiful thing if you work on it

Write every day & you'll notice different angles, stories, pitches, and ideas will come WAY easier...]

There you go

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