Lol as you reach Sarbah then your WiFi connect to the student wey your phone alert you say e wan backup your iCloud photos. But 90% of them be pictures with her so you decide to sit on the lovers bench edey there then delete. As you dey delete the screen start make really blur- https://twitter.com/calvinacquaye/status/1279940284273635329

E make like them take cello tape cover am but e no be cello tape bro, ebe tears. But the place you dey if tears commot ebe yawa so you start walk back to diaspora. Your roommate text you say where you dey cause he want key enter room so you tell am say you dey road top dey come

As you reach night market you meet your paddy be he fool waa wey he start dey crack ein usual jokes. You’re not finding him as funny as he used to be so you just dey giggle then smile. But all of a sudden you start laugh really hard. “Herh bro you dey tear me” but that’s a lie

He no dey tear you at all. Ebe something else edey tear you for inside but this be your chance to let the tears out so you start laugh really hard make e look like ebe tears of laughter. Your paddy saf conf cause he knows he’s funny but not like that. “Ei bro you dey cool”he asks

“Nah you just fool” you say. But you weren’t referring to him, you’re taking to yourself. Because essentially wagyimi paa, odo ama wagyimi da