if you're new to investing this is how it works - companies magically increase in value overnight while you are sleeping and the stock market isn't even open

just put your phone under your pillow when you go to sleep at night so the Market Fairy will visit and bid up the stocks you own

most fairy tales are just metaphors for the stock market - Jack and the Beanstalk for instance- the magic beans are stocks and the beanstalk is Jack's portfolio

The Boy Who Cried Wolf is just a metaphor for people constantly calling for a market crash

Goldilocks and the Three Bears? just use your imagination...

There once was a Goldilocks economy that encountered 3 bears (threats to the economy)...

everyone already knows The Wizard of Oz was an endorsement to invest in gold

Chicken Little: "the sky is falling"

meanwhile in China...