my stepmom is divorcing my dad.
mom told me to tell dad to move to her province when it's finalised.
my mom is married to my stepdad.

long story short, I'm going to have another sibling in 3 years. I hate it here.

when my parents are drunk they call each other and flirt. wanna know how they flirt? by detailing where they'd like to put their chess pieces (genitalia) on the board (bodies).

this is how they fell in love, and also why I'm such a nerd.

fucking losers.

there's a reason why my parents are in different provinces.
these MFs would definitely still be fucking if they weren't lmaoooo

these are the pains of having young, liberal parents.

I'm sorry but I really needed to get this off my chest