my stepmom is divorcing my dad.
mom told me to tell dad to move to her province when it& #39;s finalised.
my mom is married to my stepdad.

long story short, I& #39;m going to have another sibling in 3 years. I hate it here.

when my parents are drunk they call each other and flirt. wanna know how they flirt? by detailing where they& #39;d like to put their chess pieces (genitalia) on the board (bodies).

this is how they fell in love, and also why I& #39;m such a nerd.

fucking losers.

there& #39;s a reason why my parents are in different provinces.
these MFs would definitely still be fucking if they weren& #39;t lmaoooo

these are the pains of having young, liberal parents.

I& #39;m sorry but I really needed to get this off my chest