Last night I found out some very important information that directly affects me.

It& #39;s something that& #39;s existed for a while but I& #39;ve only just been told or I would have shared it sooner.
My boyfriend is visiting his friend in Michigan and she has a bit of land with a small lake.

They also have some animals.
Animals, including ducks.
In this group of ducks, there are two male ducks who hang around together.

They are naturally referred to as & #39;the gay ducks& #39;
My boyfriend (Preston) informs me that they have named the ducks Chris and Preston, in our honour.

They have been called this for some time and I& #39;ve only just found out.
So, my news is.

I HAVE A DUCK NAMED AFTER ME IN MICHIGAN.
There& #39;s a cute, gay duck couple, version of Preston and I just hanging around and drinking iced coffee from their (our) beaks.
I& #39;ve got it on good ornithological authority that Duck Chris is unlikely to have a ginger quiff.

I will update you with pictures as soon as I have pictures of them.
Really, it’s made me very happy.
You can follow @ChrisQ_1.
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