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As some companions return to bookings, after some long, long months of being stuck inside, we thought it would be worth reintroducing you to the concept of a companion.
So. Companions. A thread.
So. Companions. A thread.
So... let’s start with the basics: imagine a world where there are these beautiful people are not only kind, funny and interesting but also highly perverted and sexual individuals, who you can actually pay to hang out with you.
And - get this - you can meet these people OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOME. That’s right. You can step out of the abode you have spent far too much time in the past four months, and you can meet a companion in a separate establishment. (Pic: @OliviaAmazonian)
Whether it’s in a restaurant conversing about something other than your creepy neighbour Paul who enjoys looking over the fence a bit *too much*, or at a hotel bar indulging in a pre-intercourse aperitif - adaptability is right up their in a companion’s skillset.
Hotel bars and restaurants aren’t the limit. Some of these magical companions will actually travel with you! Escape to the country? Beach holiday? A relaxing retreat? They can accompany you and make sure you have the best time. No Coronavirus talk whatsoever.
Not only are they highly trained in kink, but these companions don’t *give you that look*. You know - the look that you won’t be getting any tonight, because they’ve got to get up early in the morning. They thrive in providing pleasure for you. Incredible - right?
And pleasure isn’t their only skill, also in their repertoire is the almost-forgotten art of listening, as well as the ability to sneak up to your hotel room practically undetected with unparalleled prowess.
And if you’d like to try something new or ~ particularly kinky ~with a companion, they won’t raise an eyebrow. They flourish when met with a challenge, and their dirty minds love to be indulged. (Pic: @MsLouisaKnight)
And one of the greatest bits - once you’re satisfied and spent for the evening, you can actually leave. You don’t have to isolate with the person you have just been intimate with! Because after a mind-blowing orgasm, we all know absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Companions are basically really beautiful, highly-skilled people you can actually leave the house with. And indulge. And touch. And make glorious memories with. With no obligation to. That might sound odd now, but you’ll get used to it.
Trust us. It’s the future and it’s absolutely glorious. 
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Also - lastly - thank you to @HawksmoorLondon for the thread inspo. It’s been fun.
