Use the excavator to bury your Twitter account instead https://twitter.com/KayFreshe/status/1279823555329474561

The top speed on a EC240BLC excavator is 5.5km/h.

If you date a guy driving this - congrats you're in a long distance relationship.

Date at 8PM? Man leaves home at 3PM.

Also, what the actual fuck will you do with a single excavator?!

Let's hire the contracting company for mining services ++ the dude with that excavator?!

It's like trying to run a catering company but you own one plate.

Last thing -

If you're thinking of investing in SA construction, join Crowd 1 or WhatsApp gifting instead.

Everybody saying "buy the excavator" has no idea how much these things cost to maintain.

You don't just take this shit to Lindsay Saker VW for spares...

Why would you drive an excavator around & lose a drag race to a motorized wheelchair?

Excavator Twitter be like