Want to get to know my new colleagues and your new friends here at @DCUSU ? LET'S DO IT.

Here's how every Sabbat wakes up in the morning (I think), a thread:

First, @Deaneoreilly:

Doesn't go to bed until LATE. Still manages to wake up very early and be at his desk for 9am. Sets an alarm for time he wants to get up, and every fifteen minutes after. Is not taking any risks. Does not eat breakfast.

Second, @revolucienary:

Sets an alarm but does not need it and always wakes up before it. Has body clock trained to wake up at the exact moment he's been asleep for 8 hours. Replies to first work email at 7:30am. Loves the morning.

Next, @McmorrowChloe:

Definitely wakes up at like 6am and idk probably fuckin exercises or something. Has a healthy nutritious breakfast and maybe even meditates if she has time. Treats herself at the weekend to sleep in until 9:30. Has a rigorous alarm system.

@Fearghal_Lynch:

Snoozes his alarm once or twice, feels too guilty to go for a third. Big breakfast man, never skips it. Gives off the vibe he takes vitamins or supplements or something first thing in the morning too. Has more of a skincare routine than he's willing to admit.

Finally, @dylmango:

Fucking alarms. Sometimes forgets to set them, sometimes sleeps through them. Sometimes turns it off instead of snoozing it by accident. Has to set his first alarm for two hours before he wants to actually get up, and emergency ones for after. Wakes up LATE.

Now I'm not saying this thread was inspired by the fact I slept through my alarms again this morning, I'm just saying it's an opportunity for us to all learn something here !

More SU threads to come as I learn more about these individuals :)