Why I believe I’m a ghost a thread: with spooky pictures of lady gaga
When I walk around my house i don’t make noise. This allows me to unintentionally sneak up on my family and spook them
As a lightskin black person sometimes I go so pale I think I have no blood
I wake up to sticky sheets sometimes... I think it’s ectoplasm
Sometimes when I order something or ask for assistance at a shop or takeaway the member of staff doesn’t hear me until I have to physically get their attention by dropping something
I can move through walls.... jk
Sensor based equipment like automatic doors and hand dryers don’t work sometimes
I have never broken a bone in my body
I sometimes forget to breath
I don’t like going outside. Or the sunlight. Not any of it. It feels Greek to me. Like really, not even to collect my food deliveries or parcels
I stand at the end of my own bed sometimes... jk or not https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund">
Sometimes I feel outside my body and forget that I’m a person and living. End of thread
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