y’all, i was simping hard as fuuuucccckkk for this girl. like i don’t even like soccer but i was ready and willing to buckle down and learn what the fuck FIFA was and shit because it was one of her major interests.

and she likes pineapples on her pizza. like i’ve never tried or was willing to try it but for her, i would try it.

i also learned that we don’t have the same sense of humor. which the joke i made was insensitive to the situation and i deal with difficult situations with dark humor and i learned that she does not and i got blocked so back to the drawing boards

wait my whole point to this thread is, i’m so fucking picky about anyone and she was literally PERFECT. like i have brown eyes and i hate them but she also has brown eyes and i was just like she has the prettiest eyes ever