I did not expect "SCOOB!" to be a launch film for the Laff-a-Lympics Cinematic Universe

I cannot tell you how weird "SCOOB!" is. The bad guy is Dick Dastardly and he has a pack of Minion-knockoff robots, to replace Muttley, who is trapped in hell

Oh I just got to the part where they went back in time and met Captain Caveman, who speaks full normal sentences and is voiced by Tracy Morgan.

Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of the dog of Alexander the Great and his DNA is the only thing that can open the gate to the Underworld. He just opened the gate and a giant Cerbrerus came out

Dick Dastardly saved Muttley and they are both very happy and I teared up a little. It does not make up for the absolute butchery they did to the characters of Blue Falcon and Dynomutt

The end credits promise a full on Avengers-style sequel starring Atom Ant, Jabberjaw and Grape Ape