God: Welcome my son.
You: .....
God: You know why you’re here don’t you?
You: .....
God: Tell me why you’re here.
You: ...Because I was eating ass at a pool party during a global pandemic?
God: Because you were eating ass at a pool party during a global pandemic.
You: .....
God: You know why you’re here don’t you?
You: .....
God: Tell me why you’re here.
You: ...Because I was eating ass at a pool party during a global pandemic?
God: Because you were eating ass at a pool party during a global pandemic.
God: Walk me through that decision.
You: .....
God: No really. Explain your thought process. I’ve been waiting to hear this since I got the news.
You: .....
God: You can’t even justify it right now can you.
You: I really can’t.
God: You really can’t.
You: .....
God: No really. Explain your thought process. I’ve been waiting to hear this since I got the news.
You: .....
God: You can’t even justify it right now can you.
You: I really can’t.
God: You really can’t.
God: You know we’ve been laughing at you since you’ve come up here right?
You: .....
God: Answer this for me. If you were me, would you let yourself into heaven right now?
You: .....
God: .....
You: .....
God: .....
You: I’ll see myself out.
God: Yeah you do that.
You: .....
God: Answer this for me. If you were me, would you let yourself into heaven right now?
You: .....
God: .....
You: .....
God: .....
You: I’ll see myself out.
God: Yeah you do that.