Me and a couple homies went to get seafood earlier and of course my hungry ass doubled back for a second order

I got back in line behind a couple and noticed my mans looked scared like his mom was picking him up from the principal’s office

Shorty started yelling at the employees tryna see if her man came through yesterday. After they said nah, she stormed out hella fast. Soon as that door closed all the niggas started laughing meanwhile I’m looking around confused af

Turns out ol boy brings girls on dates frequently and the girls there cover for him every time his girl comes through tryna investigate https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

I wanna know what that nigga does to have all them girls on retainer lying for him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> shorty was tiny but that voice had bass okay?? Damn near hurt my neck when it snapped up from my phone screen tryna see wtf was yelling like that LMAO