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Finished Zero Escape: VLR
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Seriously though what the fuck. The sheer audacity it has. I have never seen a video game story have bigger fucking balls. I was screaming "FUCK YOU" at the screen at the end.
I love it.
I love it.
I don& #39;t know if I can expect ZTD to live up to the one-two punch of the first two games, but I hope I at least enjoy the journey.
Current rating of the games in the series, pre-ZTD:
999 is probaly still my fav. There was a *lot* of flowchart jumping in VLR that broke the pace sometimes. I liked the characters more too, and the (slightly) simpler story was a lot less overwhelming.
999 is probaly still my fav. There was a *lot* of flowchart jumping in VLR that broke the pace sometimes. I liked the characters more too, and the (slightly) simpler story was a lot less overwhelming.
VLR gets points though for having MASSIVE FUCKING BALLS. Just GIANT BAZONKERS. ENORMOUS FUCKING BOMBLERHONZONKEROOS.
Fuck you VLR, I hate you, thanks for the game I love it.
Me: So Phi, what& #39;s your deal?
Phi: *gives me a mathmatical physics lesson* You get it now?
Me: No
Phi: Tough shit dickweed
Phi: *gives me a mathmatical physics lesson* You get it now?
Me: No
Phi: Tough shit dickweed
Zero Time Dilemma is formatted way differently to the other games. You just jump into random scenarios with one of the 3 teams, explained by the fact that they& #39;re being knocked out and memory wiped every 90 mins. I kinda like it.
I swear if they pull an "Ever 17" I will flip.
I swear if they pull an "Ever 17" I will flip.
I mean this in a good way. The only thing I will be sad about if they pull an Ever 17 is that I predicted it.
No one but me knows what this tweet means.
No one but me knows what this tweet means.
Oh my god they& #39;re gonna Ever 17 it
IF THE DOG FUCKING TALKS I SWEAR TO GOD
All the other death games in this series are named some variation of "The Nonary Game", mainly referring to the fact that there& #39;s 9 players.
ZTD calls it "The Decision Game". "Dec-" instead of "Non-". Gonna make a guess that there& #39;s actually secretly 10 players this time.
ZTD calls it "The Decision Game". "Dec-" instead of "Non-". Gonna make a guess that there& #39;s actually secretly 10 players this time.
I& #39;m just throwing spaghetti at the wall at this point.
They& #39;re currently describing the plot of Back to the Future to me, without saying the actual name. Zero Escape is fuckin wild.
They& #39;re trying to do a romance thing but mentally this man is 67, and also he& #39;s cucking his gay best friend.
(Note: that second thing *might* not be canon but if you play this game and tell me Phi isn& #39;t gay as hell you& #39;re blind)
(Note: that second thing *might* not be canon but if you play this game and tell me Phi isn& #39;t gay as hell you& #39;re blind)
FUCKING SCRATCH THAT. SCRATCH LITERALLY ALL OF THAT.
FUCK ME.
FUCK ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WHO THE FUCK
my fucking god, they got me again
THE PATENTED PHI JUMPKICK
That end was... hm. Gonna need to sleep on that.
I at least predicted some stuff correctly in this thread, so that& #39;s nice. The dog didn& #39;t talk though.
Oh my god I just realised why they hinted that the dog might be able to talk.
