Yea sure we can get some Cookie Facts going

1.) I adopted cookie on september 12, 2019 from the Gainesville Humane Society

2.) Cookie was in a room with 3 black cats who were all bigger than him and scared him.

3.) Cookie ‘selected’ me by sitting on my foot and purring

4.) when I got cookie, he weighted 6 1/2 pounds and was super short. He weighs 15 and is humongous now

5.) His favorite places to sleep are on his special grey chair thats in front of my bed (so he can keep an eye on me) or his cat tower by the window

6.) Cookie will yell and scream and attack at you for hours on end until hes fed. He is more persistent than you. Trust me

7.) Cookie has actually never met another cat since I’ve had him, as far as I know

8)Cookie likes to walk around outside but is scared and hates leashes

9) when im on the computer he will sit here and stare at me so disprovingly

10) When I first got him Cookie was an expert at hiding. The first time I came back to the house after getting him he took me a legit hour to find (he was behind the panel of a dresser)

11) Cookies shelter name was Skamper, which sucked

12) He’s never actually eaten or hurt a lizard he just likes to hold them in his mouth indefinitely.

13) He gets super hyped and starts running around the house before he takes a shit

14) He refuses to let me shower or use the bathroom without cookie supervision

14) Cookie’s bite is pretty harmless but his claws can really mess you up lmao

15) He pretends he doesnt like to be held and is big and tough but will purr whenever I pick him up

15) his favorite act of deliberate rebellion is pooping directly next to the litter box

15) he doesnt really care about any particular toy in the sense that he will play with literally whatever. He has spent an hour pushing an M & M across the floor

16) The shelter told me he was a full grown 2 1/2 y/o adult when I got him. Evidence suggests otherwise lmao

17) Cookie’s middle name is Anthony

18) he can move his ears to so many different angles its hilarious to watch

19) I have no clue what breed cookie is, but my best guess is a cross between a siamese and another type of cat. His hair is pretty long so idk if hes a shorthair

20) Cookie has a birthmark above his eye that u can see through his fur

20) whenever im with my family he wont sleep at all but when im back at the apartment he will sleep for 16 hours a day

21) again, I don’t think I’ve met a more rabidly hungry cat in my life

22) More of a me fact but I followed most of the cat twitter accts before i had cookie

23) My favorite way to annoy cookie is by running around the house and lightly bapping him on the head

24) Cookies favorite way to annoy me is scratching my ass from behind me while I use the computer

25)Cookie is like 3 feet tall

I’ll keep posting these as I think of more

26) Cookie loves it when my friends come over to my aptmt (pre covid) and would say hi to everyone and sit on ppls heads if they lie down

27) Whenever I leave the door open he gets super pressed

28) Whenever cookie tries to bite me I yell ‘BITE’ mockingly. He really doesnt like it

29) This cat looks skinny from some angles and like jabba the hutt if you move the camera down a little bit

30) I still dont know why his eyes are so kind its nuts

31) cookie doesnt usually love people food but he goes nuts for parmesean cheese for some reason

32) I have to intermittently feed cookie in small amounts throughout the day because he gets so upset if he thinks hes being neglecred

33) I stay up until 4 or 5 am local time usually which is exactly when cookie wakes up from his nighttime slumber and runs around his cat tower

34) He loves to rub against the back of your leg as you use the sink. He loves the sink in general

35)I received 0 information abt cookie’s background and life from the shelter. No siblings, not where they got him, not even if he liked inside or outside. He was merely There

36) he has a baby meow

37) Cookie cost 75$ at the shelter. 12 dollars a pound

38) he is sleeping under the bed right now