No one in the mainstream media wants to cover this story, but it’s well known in the swamp that one year ago, Barack Obama used a FISA court proceeding to be named legal guardian of Joe Biden, and will effectively use a Biden presidency as his third term.

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so Tipper Gore was recruited to advise Obama & the Panettas as to the most effective music to use. Needless to say, James Carville was shocked to learn he was being removed from the leadership team, much less to have that message be delivered via Cheap Trick ballad. He

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Obama expressed the belief that the idea was too far-fetched and simply pulled from a movie plot, but the CIA insisted that the plan was, in fact, feasible. “Cage/Travolta opened our eyes to the possibility, and served as the catalyst for Operation Randy Barbarino,”

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tarmac for the 15th time since that January. Obama was insistent that the campaign staff continue having the pizzas delivered to Christie’s home. “He’ll be sick of them very soon,” Obama assured the team.
“You’ve been saying that for months,” replied Panetta, “but

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both Panettas urged Obama to skip the trip, on account of the scheduled meeting with the governor.
“He’s going to bring more petitions to you from ‘the people,’ but it’s just going to be 500 empty pizza boxes again,” Leon claimed.
Ultimately, the schedule was revised

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