Today I will be teaching you all how to become popular and gain a mass following on Football Twitter

Method 1: the most shameless and annoying way is to beg everyone you see on twitter dot com to follow you back this is a simple way and majority of the time it will come from an account such as BlowjobBruno or CheekyCancelo or some random guy called Kojo from Tanzania

Method 2: post legitimately good content on your account and gaining followers not because you begged them to but because they enjoy what you post and would like to see more

Method 3: Be a sad and pathetic little bitch and purchase followers and ask your mum and your step dad to create a twitter account so they can also follow you 9 times out of 10 they were raised without a father and don't know how to wipe their ass after taking a shit

Method 4: Post unpopular opinions about your team and players so all the rival fans come in and agree with you thus twerking for rivals and in general just being a total spastic who doesn't deserve a internet connection

Method 5: This is the most high risk high reward one there is and that is to stage a serious situation such as pretending to have cancer or faking contemplating suicide these are the lowest of lows however if it works then expect lots of likes and followers

and thats how to gain a following on ft i suggest all 3 of you reading this thread not to do method 5 as if you get caught faking then you deserve a steamy pile of a hobos shit in your mouth aswell as all the hate you would get areet bye

big tasty

oh yeah forgot to mention method 6 which is exclusive to females and it is to just be a girl and once in a while take a mirror selfie of yourself covering your face with flash and boom expect 1k followers in a week