Bro look. Your girl knows that nigga you’re warning her about wants to smash. She’s aware. She’s just playing dumb. She wants it too but she can’t because of you. That nigga is her safety net. Moment you mess up the totes is his.

You think she doesn’t know that all the he’s placing under her posts means ‘I go blaze you roff’? She giggles at it because she’s getting attention from another nigga who isn’t you. She’s used to yours. This is brand new.

All the times you guys argued and ‘broke up’ knowing it’s in the heat of the moment and you’ll be back together in less than 24 hours, that’s more than enough time for her to go fuck him. If you find out, she’ll say ‘we had broken up.’ Women are intelligent bro.

And if you never find out then that’s messed up because bro each time you argue and she storms out of your room and bangs the door, just know that’s not the only type of banging she’ll be involved in that day. The next one, you won’t see it.