I'll do facts thread about all 4 of them bc I'm bored
1. we found Stuart and tricky in a bush in the front yard in October 2011. there was another kitten who looked just like Stuart but we gave him to someone I went to school with
2. Stuart name when we first found him was Chives. but my dad said that was stupid so we changed it
3. Stuart is named Stuart after a cat named Stuart that my dad knew bc one year he worked on a farm and there was a barn cat named Stuart who would keep him company
4. his last name is Duart bc my brother said that was funny
5. his middle name is Jerome after curly from 3 stooges
6. my sister named tricky after that stupid dinosaur from the starfox GameCube game
7. Stuart's long lost brother was named poptart but the boy who adopted him changed his name to Hank hill
8. Stuart smells like oatmeal
9. we had a dog before we got Stu and tricky and the dog really loved Stuart but ignored tricky. tricky was in love w him tho but he would ignore her. his name was Jones this is him
10. we gave all our pets their own middle and last names bc we are stupid. these are them
Stuart Jerome Duart
Trickerson Fat Cat
Beaker Lee Curtis
Louie T. Cat the T stands for the
11. tricky and Stu are siblings and Louie and beaker r siblings
12. Stuart has a weird personality he loves to be around ppl but he hates it when u look at him or touch him or act like ur going to go near or pick him up or acknowledge that he exists in any way. But he cries of he doesn't get attention and will rub on ur legs if u ignore him
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