To slide in the DMs or to not slide in the DMs, because you gon get these teets of you keep liking all my tweetshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">. Also before you start thinking I’m talking about you, consider who you are then consider who I am. Then, imagine getting baboon booty pics in your DMs.

Would you or would you not respond? Honestly I know nothing about this person other then I think they’d be okay with me messing with them. Should I slide in this strangers dms? I’m only gonna do it if he votes btw

So I didn’t realize the votes were anonymous. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)"> how am I supposed to know if dude voted or not. I wanna think he did but what if he didn’t and I send a stranger who barely knows I exist, baboon booty pics. Should I do it anyway and like yolo?

I didn’t realize how nasty their butts are. Idk if it makes it more funny or a lot worse. Like I said, I don’t really know this guy. He’s older and my sense of humor is pretty juvenile https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">. I have doubts now and I don’t want our future kids to think their mom was a creep lol

I just wanna be more than Twitter acquaintances. I just wanna hold your hand, play with your hair, and if you’ll let me, lick your butt https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links">. Btw, I’m not gonna DM this guy. I’m a major coward. Plus, he’s probably reading this and thinks I’m weird. It’s just a bit though.

Because I’m scary, I’m gonna drop a hint and maybe he’ll dm me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">. Also I’m just kidding about 30% of the content in these tweets. I’m in love with a different follower. Anyway, this dude is 30 and I think he has a nice butt. Pls dm booty pics thx

This joke has gone too far and I’m need to log off for the night. This is for you shawty https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">.