Thread by @_weirdhoe, To slide in the DMs or to not slide in the DMs, [...]

I don’t have time for racist

_weirdhoe

To slide in the DMs or to not slide in the DMs, because you gon get these teets of you keep liking all my tweets

. Also before you start thinking I’m talking about you, consider who you are then consider who I am. Then, imagine getting baboon booty pics in your DMs.

Would you or would you not respond? Honestly I know nothing about this person other then I think they’d be okay with me messing with them. Should I slide in this strangers dms? I’m only gonna do it if he votes btw

So I didn’t realize the votes were anonymous.

how am I supposed to know if dude voted or not. I wanna think he did but what if he didn’t and I send a stranger who barely knows I exist, baboon booty pics. Should I do it anyway and like yolo?

I didn’t realize how nasty their butts are. Idk if it makes it more funny or a lot worse. Like I said, I don’t really know this guy. He’s older and my sense of humor is pretty juvenile

. I have doubts now and I don’t want our future kids to think their mom was a creep lol

I just wanna be more than Twitter acquaintances. I just wanna hold your hand, play with your hair, and if you’ll let me, lick your butt

. Btw, I’m not gonna DM this guy. I’m a major coward. Plus, he’s probably reading this and thinks I’m weird. It’s just a bit though.

Because I’m scary, I’m gonna drop a hint and maybe he’ll dm me

. Also I’m just kidding about 30% of the content in these tweets. I’m in love with a different follower. Anyway, this dude is 30 and I think he has a nice butt. Pls dm booty pics thx

This joke has gone too far and I’m need to log off for the night. This is for you shawty

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