just had the most traumatic experience of my life: sat down to watch Jennifer’s Body with April n Gee after being reassured that it’s “not scary at all” only to find that in the first 10 minutes the most horrific image appeared on screen. What felt like hours -

(30 seconds) later, April ran over in an attempt to calm me and said “look, she’s just eating chicken, it’s fine now” to which I glanced back at the screen mid breakdown, only to be greeted with a gut wrenching, soul destroying, nightmare inducing roar coming -

from Megan Fox’s mouth which SENT me. I am only now, an hour and a half later, coming down from this anxiety ridden incident and will no longer be trusting April’s film recommendations. If you catch me looking sleep deprived, mind your damn business.