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Chelsea players as English food (A thread)
Marcos Alonso - Fish fingers
Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit.
Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit.
Michy Batshuayi - Oven chips
Piss poor, lazy and rarely good.
Piss poor, lazy and rarely good.
Christian Pulisic - Sausage roll
Impossible not to like, full of quality and loved by many.
Impossible not to like, full of quality and loved by many.
Antonio Rüdiger - Spotted dick
No one likes it, not sure why it exists but we move.
No one likes it, not sure why it exists but we move.
Willian - Sunday roast
Fairly divided with the public but a great servant over the years, no doubt a big part of their history.
Fairly divided with the public but a great servant over the years, no doubt a big part of their history.
Olivier Giroud - Beans on toast
Simple but efficient, gets the job done.
Simple but efficient, gets the job done.
End of thread, likes and rt’s appreciated.
