i am,,,, reading the gundam fic again AHDJSJ i don't have a life i suppose

"Shouyou concluded that he must either be charming enough to die for or an assassin disguised as a temptress." I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THIS ALL THE WAY IN THE BEGINNING I EITHER GLOSSED OVER IT OR SUBCONSCIOUSLY ADDED IT TO MY THEORY

"There, she said, smiling as she descended the steps of the north tower. I have made him a place to come back to."

"Five months to the coming of age ceremony, that’s either going to kill him, or send this whole castle up in flames." ELMO. I AM GOING TO WHACK YOU I SWEAR

"Then Miya Atsumu darts into the fray with a sword, and a half-laced-up boot, and an expression that says he didn’t give this a modicum of thought before acting," please good sir have some thoughts ur lack of thoughts is what got you into this big ass mess

"Total casualties: one soldier (twenty-seven, unmarried, a fan of recreational darts), one courtyard (wrecked beyond immediate magical resuscitation), one limb (Miya Atsumu’s)."

THE MAGIC NUMBER 27,,,,,

He tugs, childishly, on the hem of his toga. “Why did you tell the king to hire him?”

oikawa probably knew,,,,, u funky little man,,,

"The average hippogriff is not capable of even a quarter of this destruction, but the two hippogriffs involved had apparently been charmed by some wayward traveler or another, and had their inhibitions wiped clean."

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

“I will be twenty in June,” Shouyou says obstinately. “There will be an elaborate and horrible coming-of-age ceremony and someone will break out the wine, and we will all go down in flames.” NO. STOP. TALKING.

"Or, you might be a child of barely seven or eight years with a big black hood over your head, being asked to carry the mantle of history on your shoulders." I'M THE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE UNIVERSE

"Oikawa Tooru is being horribly, unbelievably petty. He is being everything his thirteen-year-old self promised he would never grow up to become, like a liar, a snitch, and a possessive asshole." can't believe u even remember back that far

“Alternatively, you may be born into prosperity, and then have that prosperity ripped away from you in a horrible freak accident, by a god who has grown bored of all the peace and good in the world. Who just wants to see something burn. "

ah h ah a,,,,

finally decided to google wtf a hippogriff is. kind of disappointed to find out its NOT a Flying hippo

it knocks me out when oikawa asks "where's ur prince",,,, Y O U R PRINCE

the scene where they meet in the rain is so cute :C but maybe im biased bC i love the rain

N O O OO HE REMEMBERED

"He wonders if the person outside is a serial killer, sent by one of the kingdoms the king destroyed with borrowed hands." STOP DOING THAT ELMO

“I never wanted anything at all, Shouyou, until I met you.”

weeps

"He stops talking. Shouyou has grabbed him by the collar of his coat and yanked him off the ground and now he’s just sitting in his goddamn lap, this should be embarrassing, this should be the worst thing he’s done in his life."

UM WAS THIS HERE BEFORE I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS I

I MEAN GRANTED I DID READ ALL OF THIS YESTERDAY. POSSIBLY IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT,,,,,

"Olive irises, cattish smile, hair the color of sandpaper. Is this the one you asked for, that day under the stars? Was this what you meant, when you said you didn’t want to be lonely anymore?"

"On one side is the boy who’s like ‘I don’t know how to be loved. I cannot deal with it. It scares me’." high five bro

"In this one, he was thinking about the horse he had set free all those years ago, and how sometimes the people you come back to kill end up haunting you in terrible, unexpected ways." i really think we are all clowns how did we not see it coming. h o w

Oikawa swallows primly. “And who are you to call me evil, when you are,” he gestures at Atsumu with one arm. “The person that you are today?” yeah HE KN E W. also i almost thought i lost this thread BSNDNSNSJ

don't read at 1 am like me i completely missed this part where atsumu met with a stranger in the woods how did I miss that I WOULD'VE ADDED TO MY CONSPIRACY THEORY

WAIT. AM I ON CHAPTER SVEN RIGT NOW. OH N O