Tim, if you really give a fuck about those people, get down out of your Kew Junction ivory tower and deliver some food to them. Or make a donation from your trust fund. #melbournelockdown #CovidVic #COVID19 https://twitter.com/TimSmithMP/status/1279643841608314880
Then you can donate to @Flemlegal who support communities in Melbourne's Inner West and in those towers. For the cost of an afternoon at the Studley Park Boathouse you could really help some families in need @TimSmithMP https://flemkenlegal.org/donate 
Of course @TimSmithMP you could take some food and drive down to those towers yourself, but I imagine your parents wouldn't want you taking the BMW to the other side of the Yarra.
Actually @TimSmithMP, if you really want to help the towers, buy some food tomorrow, and I'll drive you down. I'll pick you up out the front of the QPO. Let me know what time. I'll even let you talk about your high school rowing days the whole way.
#melbournelockdown #covidvic
. @TimSmithMP We can also talk about:
How you held your seat despite two swings of 5% against you. Why you supported Matthew Guy after he was caught with underworld criminals. Your weird obsession with removing bats from Kew. How many times you threw up outside the Skinny Dog.
And @TimSmithMP if you can't be arsed buying food because you're too busy coming up with hilarious tweets, send some money to the @FoodbankVic. For the cost of a round of Crownies at the Geebung Polo Club with the old boys, you could feed some families. https://www.foodbank.org.au/support-us/make-a-donation/donate-funds/?state=vic
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