what people expect from the kama sutra: wild ass porn
what the kama sutra really is: a buncha dudes with no idea how pussy works discoursing with great confidence on how pussy works, not a single one of them thinking to ask

the more things change the more they are the same

- my gf is mad at me when i nut in 30 seconds, what's her problem
- bitches, man

^ a convo between 21st century frat boys as well as 4th century scholars apparently

trying to get your gal pal who's gay for you to fuck your guy friend. this is a reverse jolyne

>"babe come over"
>"i can't, i'm busy"
>"but there is an earthquake going on and also we're being invaded"
>running chicken.jpg

the homoeroticism is unbearable. hey babe look at the hickey on my boob my bestie gave me :)

in case this thread inspires anyone to read the whole thing, it needs a huge rape and grooming cw so be careful