Kanye West could shoot Trump in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I'd still vote for Joe Biden.
I will single handedly make Kanye drop out like it's college all over again.
Kanye can't run for president until I see his birth certificate.
I'm pretty sure Kanye is from Kenya so he's disqualified.
Kanye just signed up for Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kampaign Edition.
Only in 2020 is it possible to go from a first lady with nudes all over the internet to a first lady with a sex tape all over the internet.
Come on Drake. I know you have that Kim Kardashian sex tape locked away somewhere. Now is the time bro.
Vote for Kanye West: because he's pro choice on slavery.
Kanye diss track coming by the end of the day.
I blame Ray J for all of this.
By the time I'm done, Jay-Z will have to sign me as a replacement because there won't be anything left of Kanye.
When I'm finished with Kanye, he'll wish quarantine was permanent so he doesn't ever have to leave his house again like a black Howard Hughes.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, he'll try to lock himself in the bunker with Trump.
The way I'm about to set fire to Kanye's campaign hopes, Bill Barr might have to bring arson charges.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, Kim will have to put out a sex tape with Drake just to repair her image.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, America will have to trade him to Canada for Drake.
After I'm finished smoking Kanye, there won't be anything left but a Maga hat and some Yeezy slides.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, everyone will be in the street setting fiire to Yeezy's like Lebron's jersey when he left Cleveland to go to Miami.
When I'm finished smoking Kanye, Trump will have to put up a confederate monument in his name to remember him by.
When I'm done with Kanye, planes will only be able to fly east because West will no longer exist.
By the time I'm finished smoking Kanye, Trump will claim he was just a coffee boy and he hardly knew him.
By the time I'm done smoking Kanye's campaign, he might Epstein himself just to avoid the shame.
I'm about to smoke Kanye so hard, Russia will have to put a bounty on my head.
Black Lives Matter except for Kanye.
Kanye West is the type of dude that would have owned slaves.
I'm about to whip this dude's campaign like he's Kunta Kanye and end his career.
When I'm done with Kanye, he'll wish he had chosen slavery.
I'm about to be the Derek Chauvin to the neck of Kanye's career.
I'm coming after Kanye like he's a protester and I'm Bill Barr on my way to church.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Kim might have to change her kids' names to Jenner.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Biden will give me a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, he'll give the car keys to Caitlyn and let her put him out of his misery.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he might disappear to Africa like Dave Chappelle did. If they let his ass in.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he might repent, confess his sins, and vote for Joe Biden.
When Joe said if you weren't voting him, then you ain't black... he was talking about Kanye. And he was right.
He might think he's Yeezus, but I will smite him with the hand of Black God.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like I'm Snoop Dog and he's weed.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, he'll be Miley Cyrus.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like I'm Taylor Swift.
I have enough Ether to smoke Kanye like he's Jay Z and I'm Nas.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like he's Donald Trump and I'm a ramp.
Kanye is about to take a L like he's Trump trying to drink a glass of water.
I'm about to treat Kanye's campaign like Epstein treated those kids.
The way I'm about to smoke Yeezy, Jordan will send me a lifetime suppy of Js for killing off the competition.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, even Candace Owens might finally feel sorry for a black guy for the first time.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, white people will take off their "Blacks 4 Trump" shirts.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye's campaign, Republicans will pass a law making it a hate crime.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, the police might give me a job because even they don't get to do a black celebrity like this.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, it might be in the criminal code as black on black crime.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Jay Z and Beyonce might split up because they can't bear to deal with how I did their son.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, I might earn white privilege.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Lady G might come out of the closet just to save him.
When I'm done with Kanye, Matt Geatz might have to adopt him.
When I'm done with Kanye, he'll wish he only had coronavirus.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, you know he doesn't have any black friends.
Kanye's campaign is about to get fcked like a white girl experimenting with black guys in college.
Somebody should make a tape of what I'm about to do to Kanye's campaign like he's Kim and I'm Ray J.
I bet Kanye will take these meds.
Even the Kardashians are voting for Joe Biden because they're blacker than Kanye.
Kanye can't ever come to another cookout.
I'm about to have Chicago cancel Kanye like he's R. Kelly around their kids.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he might change his name to a symbol like the artist formerly known as Prince.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he won't ever be able to say my name like I'm black Lord Voldemort.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he might end his career as a white woman like Michael Jackson did.
They way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he'll wish they shot him in Vegas at 25 like Tupac so he could at least die a hero.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Adidas take his shoe deal and give it to me and call them the D Knights because like the Chronicles of Riddick, you keep what you kill.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, even if he does win, he won't be the second black President because there won't be anything left at the end but a scared little white boy like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
So true! https://twitter.com/DKnight10000/status/1279632350528385024?s=19
I'm about to do what Drake was too soft to do and kill of Kanye's music career forever.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he'll be on camera crying out for his mom to save him like George Floyd.
The way I'm about to own Kanye, youd think it's 1776 and I'm George Washington 🇺🇲
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, you'd think he was Native American like Liz Warren and I'm Andrew Jackson because he's about to walk the trail of tears.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, you'd think Russia paid me a bounty.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Trump might start a civil war like I'm Lincoln and won't let him own Yeezy.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, you'd think I was a Kanye twitter rant.
After I'm done with Kanye, he might go back to http://Blackplanet.com .
I'm about to quarantine the rest of Kanye's music career to MySpace.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like the coronavirus pandemic did America's economy.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he'll need Mitch McConnell to pass unemployment benefits just for him.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, even Shao Khan is begging me not to finish him because it's too gruesome a fatality.
After I'm done with Kanye, the next thing he'll release is a campaign ad endorsing Joe Biden.
By the time I'm done with Kanye, E! will cancel the Kardashians and give Jill Biden her own reality show.
The KKKardashians just got canceled like Bill Cosby buying you a drink.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Elon might take the blue pill.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, even Ghislaine Maxwell will feel sorry for him and look at what she did to those kids.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, I'll be the first black face on Mt. Rushmore.
Even slave owners didn't treat black people like this.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, in 2120, all they'll know of him is this twitter feed.
The only good think to happen in 2020 so far was me dragging Kanye like I have a pickup truck with a confederate flag waving from it.
They way I'm about to smoke Kanye, I would have gotten my own confederate statue for doing this to another black guy. If only Kanye was still black.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Taylor Swift will name her kid after me.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like Hillary smoked Bernie Sanders.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, Trump might pass a new Civil Rights bill protecting black people just to save Kanye from me.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, my tweets will find him in his dreams like my feed is Freddy Krueger. 1, 2, D. Knight is coming for you...
After I'm done with Kanye, he might have to ask Elon to send him to Mars.
The way I'm about to smoke Kanye, he'll get his own Surgeon's General warning.
After I'm done with Kanye, they won't even let him run for class president.
I bet @TheRickWilson is like "Damn, even we don't drag Trump like this."
Even George Soros couldn't afford to pay me to drag Trump like this.
I'm about to smoke Kanye like I'm Trump and he's General Soleimani.
The way I'm about to own Kanye, it's like letting some kid from Toronto come and own rap in America.
North will start calling me granddad soon the way I'm about to son Kanye.
When quarantine is over and they let kids go back to school, this twitter thread will be their first class, the same way it will be Kanye's last lesson.
Yo @adidas, you know what to do. Hit the cancel button on your boy Kanye.
I'm about to kneel on Kanye's campaign like the Kaepernick of rap.
The Grammys might have to start handing out awards in my name for best twitter thread smoking an artist.
I'ma smoke Kanye until he repents to the real black Jesus and votes for Joe Biden.
Trump will have to build a wall around Kanye to stop me from dragging him. It's cool though, I'll build a ramp to stop Trump and rig it with glasses of water.
The way I'm Epsteining Kanye on twitter, #YeezyDidntKillHimself should be trending.
I bet it was Kanye that left that noose in Bubba Wallace's garage.
President Biden might have to make 7/5 a national holiday because I just 9/11ed Kanye and I didn't even have a plane.
All that's left of Yeezy's empire after I got done.
Somebody spilled oj on a couple of crackers.
Elon designed some crocs for Kanye https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1276636607672733703?s=19
Breaking: Yeezy trying to partner with a banana republic.
Flotus on her new campaign to #BeBreast.
Breaking: Jamie Foxx to sing Gold Digger at Kanye's musical career funeral.
Somebody get Kanye some hydroxychloroquine stat. I don't think he's going to make it.
Kanye was the only nigga to actually try shooting up with lysol because he wanted to support Maga.
Kanye West is the Terry Crews of J. K. Rowlings.
Kanye West is just Karen wearing black man face.
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