it has come to my attention that the chinese translation of Häagen-Dazs ALSO has a spurious umlaut on it

https://stumpyjoepete.tumblr.com/post/181070403398/i-shit-you-not-the-%E5%93%88-ha-in-h%C3%A4agen-dazs-has-a
i'm glad to see that Häagen-Dazs Inc. is thorough in its commitment to spurious umläute https://twitter.com/drbuttocks/status/1279630143204454401
I wonder if Unicode modifiers like Combining Diaeresis https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+0308 would work on non-euro scripts, I mean they definitely do weird stacks as in zalgo/glitch

(or is that what you were trying to do in this tweet and it's not displaying for me?) https://twitter.com/Echo_Heo/status/1279631156099473408
ahhh I just got a box on my computer and the un-umlauted character on my phone!!

this is extremely good https://twitter.com/katrinafee/status/1279633503626260486
Häagen-Dazs shouldn't be allowed to sell ice cream, only ïce crëam https://twitter.com/osukaa88/status/1279634272383578118
Ah, it turns out that's also what my android phone was showing, I just didn't notice the little bumps!

(somewhere, quietly, a Google engineer files a bug: "improve spacing display of umlaut combining modifier with Chinese characters") https://twitter.com/drbuttocks/status/1279635113366568961
Frankly, it is also making me wonder about transliterations into still more languages, are there spurious dots on the Japanese or Korean Häagen-Däzsen also

(Arabic seems hard, since it already does something different with dots, but I live in hope) https://twitter.com/tale_of_the_fox/status/1279648197623771136
evidence of a secret döt conspiracy between häagen-dazs and the new yorker??? https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1279651723313729539
this is the extremely most correct account to tweet this comment https://twitter.com/dotless_i/status/1279651561883553800
I...have a mighty need https://twitter.com/HailRobonia/status/1279642231876587526
i'm can't s'ee wh'y n't https://twitter.com/laurenmarybyrne/status/1279665295158894593
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