Oh no. I forgot that I took some THC tincture when I went to lay down before dinner. Had a glass of wine with dinner, now everything is moving slow... (I& #39;m in Canada marijuana is legal here)
So, I just learned the pickles are in the downstairs fridge, because I& #39;m usually downstairs when the high hits, but noooo this time I& #39;m on the couch. Upstairs. Very far away from the pickles.
The worst part is, I know we have an enitre freshly purchased jar, because I bought it yesterday, when I also had tincture to help with a headache. I didn& #39;t need them yesterday though, did I past luna? No, i need them now :(
Update: I was just invited into the Ferret room, which is down the hall, and I honestly don& #39;t know if I could make it. Everything is slow and clicky when I& #39;m high.
Ok, so have you ever had that feeling when you kinda just need to blow your nose? I& #39;ve got like that top of the nasal passage, kinda feel like you need to swallow to be able to breathe again moments, but it lasts the entire time I& #39;m high.
Tini just started barking at the air. My heart is racing in my chest right now. Feels like I& #39;m gonna have a heart attack omg. I mean, not really, but my heart is beating faster than a jackrabbit.
Does anybody else get that bubbling feeling at the bottom of their esophagus when their high? Like, it feels like I just ate a firecracker and it& #39;s lighting up a stomach acid party. The stomach acid would look like those old potato chip commercials
Omg Maxen brought me the pickles. So good! #notsponsored lol
Maxen just called me cute. I think he was teasing me because I& #39;m eating a pickle while high and I& #39;ve got the giggles, but I nodded anyways.
How do my eyes get so dry?? I swear I drink water and not just būbly. Or is it that eyes always feel like this when you& #39;re high?
I always feel like I& #39;m going to choke on something while I& #39;m high. Like I& #39;m just going to forget how to swallow, I& #39;m gonna breathe in whatever I& #39;m eating and just fall over.
I told Maxen that I was tweeting while high and he was immediately concerned, then I can only assume amusedly confused by his face while he scrolled through my feed.
I received a head shake, so I will continue to assume he is reading. *hides in the bushes 80& #39;s action hero style*
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