I’m about to drop some very horrible Christian pick up lines sha.

Hey! I believe one of my ribs belong to you

I left 99 sheep to come and find you. I can’t wait to joyfully carry you home on my shoulders.

You’re definitely one of the seeds that fell on good soil.

It’s interesting how the Spirit led me all the way to you.

Call me Joshua, cos I’m going to be pulling your walls down

I would walk in a dessert for 40 years to get to you, because you are my promised land.

You can call me Pharaoh because I won’t let you go.

“I heard God called you, can I do the same?”

As Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

I would part the Red Sea to get to you.

I would pray for God to hold the sun again, just so I can admire your beauty for 24 straight hours.

Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

I’d give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.

You can have my number though

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Am I on the road to Damascus? Cos your beauty is blinding!

According to 1 Thessalonians 5:21, I'm supposed to hold fast to what is good. I think you'd better let me take your hand so I can follow God's will.

Are you the moon? Because I can see you reflecting the Son

We are more than conquerors, so how about you let me conquer your heart?

Jesus is my king, but I was wondering if you could be my queen?

Jesus saved me from my sins, so I want to save you from singleness

God said “let there be light” & there was you.

I know you’re looking for a knight in shinning armour, so here I am. Suited up with the full armour of God, hallelujah