why watermelon is the worst fruit and you shouldn't support it ; a thread with pictures for visual learners

first of all let's talk about the colors. who tf thought it was a good idea to combine red and green ?? I went to a forum and most people agreed with me (I mean ofc).

secondly, the shape ?? why ?? just why. it's all round and heavy and it's annoying to carry around. (+the design is globally clapped like the stripes ?? really ?).

and lastly, the taste !! the fucking taste. it's disgusting, it tastes like when you drink water in a glass that has already been used before but not washed. and it's just so sticky bwah.

sources: I got my pictures from ecosia and the forum is yahoo!