I follow athletes/comedians, business/e-commerce people and WAY to many News/Political Pundits

Note. Some people fit both categories but RN my timeline is a multiplex of nonsense.

Per usual 2020 style, it’s all so confusing this Twitter machine. Just thought I’d share.

Btw Happy #4thofJuly2020 and do fireworks blow up #COVID19

Last tweet was dumb. Answer obviously is of course they do. Science is science. Read a comic book... it happens all the time!

Ok I admit. I’m not a scientist and this thread proves it. But isn’t it cool how you almost thought it might? Like wouldn’t it be neat if fireworks DID kill #COVID19 ?

How dumb would the world feel knowing Americans came up with a cure based on our lack of emotional acuity towards a global pandemic?

*”emotional acuity” wth does that even mean? No idea. Moving on...

Needless to say you really didn’t need this ueseless twitter thread. I was just bored and wanted to say #WearADamnMask