Angry thread. @MattHancock - you're quoted in the Daily Mail as saying "I’m no killjoy, but the virus can still kill. I don’t want to see bars and pubs have to close again. I love going to the pub and enjoy a pint or two.". You know what I love, Matt? My family. 1/2

You know what my kids love, @MattHancock? HUGGING THEIR NANNAN AND GRANDAD. But pubs opening at 6am is apparently more urgent, lower risk* and critical to the nation's wellbeing, right?

*because alcohol *famously* helps people to remember how to be socially responsible, hygienic, and accurately judge distance, right?

So the only logic I can see here is tax revenue. That's cold, @MattHancock. Cold. But y'know folks are desperate. Mental and physical wellbeing is reliant on more than your beloved pint. So. How much per grandparent/grandchild cuddle?

I was kidding myself that this was a 2 tweet sort of deal...