Every like this tweet gets I'll tell you one incident of msby shenanigans

1) when atsumu first joined he tried to act like a hotshot for being the youngest member of the team and got schooled by our starting setter at the time. he didn't talk again for a few days after that

2) oliver scares fans more than he comforts them. It's sad bc the guy is a real teddy bear but w hinata here he's even more unknown know and. the man has the presence of like. The death star. Rip to the kids who just wanted shugo's signature

3) shugo tries to get to know knew members by guessing their coffee order. He guessed Sakusa as a black-coffee kind of guy but he actually likes some super specific pink-drink type beat idk. Atsumu tried memorizing it but no one ever gets it right. Figures

4) bokuto's old teammates are really cool and all super supportive of him but sometimes it gets a bit. creepy. there's always at least one of them at every event. We had a private karaoke night, sarukui was there. Went to a kids gym to teach them the ropes. Onaga found us. Creepy

5) when adriah gets homesick we have "all english days" where him, hinata, and i are the only ones who can talk and we have to eat bland food. It started as a joke but i think the other members started to make a competition out of it

6) it was pretty clear hinata would make the team bc he's overwhelmingly skilled but coach wanted to mess w bokuto and said if bokuto was serious ab endorsing him, he'd have to beg. Bokuto did not hesitate to go to his knees, atsumu almost joined

7) atsumu brought charcoal masks to camp for us to "bond" with. Sakusa brought bunny headbands. They claim to have not planned this but i have my suspicions

8) once shugo let sakusa run warmups, bc "he's flexible!" The man is a monster. He practically has us doing the splits. Hinata was the only one who could keep up.

9) even tho hinata practiced indoors in brazil, there was still a weird adjustment period for him. Sometimes in the morning he still runs his hands over the volleyballs, remarking how "smooth" they are without sand on it

10) we can't go drinking bc we're athletes but members (read: ...me <3) still insist on playing "drinking games" at parties except the shot is protein powder mixed with Gatorade mixed with siracha and soy sauce. You don't want to take a shot.

11) rules include: take a shot anytime there's sexual tension between sakusa ans atsumu. Take a shot everytime shugo and fukuro stare into each other's eyes and act like they're rivals. Take a shot everytime akaashi mentions how he's a manga editor instead of literature

12) it's never good to leave practice on a bad note so on particularly rough days we'll sit in a circle and say strengths that we admire in one another. I got put in time out for saying i admired adirah's "fine ass"

13) sometimes atsumu's brother, osamu, brings onigiri but he always makes us promote him if we do. All of those #onigirimiya selfies? Forced. He doesn't even pay us for our labor. It's okay tho bc the food is damn good, worth being a sellout for

14) akaashi is an honorary member of the team. so is kageyama. The two are incredibly respectful towards one another, but add atsumu to the mix and everything goes up in flames. Literally. They almost burned down the kitchen at shugo's house. No one knows how it started.

15) speaking of, shugo always invites us all over for christmas or new years and almost always regrets it. Bokuto taught his dog to do a flip. Adriah found the station whaling Irish(??) folk music. Oliver figured out how to pick locks. Atsumu almost burned down the kitchen.

16) the gym is definitely haunted. I can't tell you why but Sakusa agrees with me and I'm pretty sure he's a medium. Theres a floorboard that only creaks when Shugo steps on it. I think they have it out for him.

17) atsumu tried to be nice by getting us all chocolates for valentines day but it doesn't really fit the diet bc we're all pro athletes so he had his brother put protein powder and veggies into the chocolates. Never again.

18) we have a "family day" before the season starts where we invite close friends + family to celebrate and announce the starting lineup. Akaashi was busy bc his mangaka submitted work late + for once the rest of fukurodani was tooso I pretended to be his (smaller) older brother

19) we have a team physician but hinata insists on seeing this ennoshita guy?? I don't remember how they know each other but it makes hinata super happy to see him so no one's told him about our team physician yet

20) adriah and i got recruited to do an ad for a men's cologne called. I still don't know why they only wanted us?? Btw the perfume is called "private affair" if it makes a difference

21) adriah tries really hard to be cool by using memes but theyre all surreal or burnt bc he doesn't actually understand what's funny and most don't translate well. Here are a few

22) shugo had the roughest career path. Most of us got to Div 1 right after uni, some like Atsumu, skipped uni completely. It took shugo awhile to get where he is but, honestly, it makes him a way better captain (i respect his tenacity a lot but please don't let him know)

23) the monster gen having a lot of friends on other teams sounds like it should be good but please I just want one got damn match where I don't have to worry about one of them having an existential crisis post-blockout

24) atsumu has called shugo "dad" on multiple occasions, never on purpose. No one talks about it, but I personally think it's great blackmail material

25) adriah wears elephant underwear. I think he has multiple pairs because he wears them to every single camp. Bokuto asked him where he bought them and none of us understood what he said

26) sakusa carries around hand sanitizier, but it dries out his hands a lot so he's made a special concoction thats 2 parts sanitizer, 1 part moisturizer, and some other stuff I'm afraid to ask about. I suggested he patent it but he said he doesn't belive in capitalism

27) i have a vivid memory of bokuto buying a motorcycle and bragging about it, but I've never once seen him ride it. However, I've seen Akaashi where a leather jacket multiple times despite it not matching his style so I have suspicions Bokuto's motorcycle wasn't for himself

28) adrian doesn't get mad basically ever but there was one practice shugo kept scolding him for hitting serves out of the court when shugo had actually set the nets up wrong and adriah spoke in a different langauge every day for the next two weeks

29) Atsumu claims he only knows a bit about musical theatre because of his younger sister but I know damn well he can rap all of 21 chump street

30) bokuto has a bearded dragon named nessie. no one knew this until he came to practice in tears think she ran away. Turned out, Akaashi simply put her in a different room so he could clean her cage

31) sakusa owns a ouija board. for reasons that will remain unsaid, he's no longer allowed to bring it on overnight trips

32) every time someone new joins the team I take a Polaroid of the whole team with them for them to keep! Or i did until everyone started asking for polaroids as well. Now I run a business. They gimme cash for the film (which I may have overpriced a tad), I take the pictures

33) however "pictures" soon became more than juet "team pictures." Hypothetically speaking, can you be called paparazzi if the incriminating pictures are of your teammates?

34) sakusa runs a cole sprouse-esque instagram where he tries to capture and shame people taking photos of him. About half of the posts are atsumu

35) shugo owns a doberman and a bichon frise. I don't know what to do with this info but there's something unnerving about being in the same room as them when adriah is with me....

36) oliver has two phones. He has the most recent iphone that he pretends to use under the public eye, and a blackberry that's older than his daughter, which he actually understands how to use

37) we tried to prank the coach by switching out his water bottle with ancho reyes that hinata got from a mexican shop in brazil but coach foster chugged it down without breaking a sweat. That man is a true monster.

38) while it's well known that adriah has terrible spicy tolerance, atsumu actually has excellent spice tolerance. Despite this, he despises spicy food. I think it has something to do with his brother but whenever I ask he deflects

39) shugo tried to start a tiktok to promote the team but all the videos go viral bc of stuff having in the background. The comments are always wondering if sakusa and atsumu are dating. When hinata first joined, the whole app almost crashed

40) bokuto knows every single tiktok dance. He doesn't post them. But he knows them all.