TGCF BOOK 3 lets do this pls be good to me

Qi rong...... not this bitch again

You may not fear me but how about my dangerous all-powerful ghost king goth boyfriend?

Okay I’m a big fan of moody(?) xl idk how else to describe, like he’s justified in being this annoyed but since he doesn’t usually act on it it makes this so much better

Honestly qi rong has a point. Like if Xie Lian were to get banished a third time I feel like it’d definitely be because of him “getting so chummy” with the literal Supreme Ghost King. Imagine ascending a third time and immediately befriending Crimson Rain Sought Flower

Was gonna say HC is one supreme boi but Ik that’s not gonna age well

When they puffing and not passing

Pei ming paved the way. Peived, if you will

Heaven Officials Beer Pong

Heaven Officials FANFICTION

Feng xin and mu qing at the banquet table hearing “those two little squires”

DHNK DDF THEYRE . FUKCINHG KISSING

I FELL ASLEEP WHILE READING LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT I FUCKING DREAMT THIS PART BUT ITS. RREAL

B. R O

HUALIAN DATE IN GHOST CITY!!!!!

The way he’s just staring at him cheesing real hard

Xie Lian didn’t know whether to laugh or cry #10

Lmfaoooooo life comes at you fast

Do they not realize how romantic they are..............................

Also xl laugh/cry #11

When it comes to 800 year old demon fetus, Xie Lian, you ARE the father!

#12

Hua cheng is seriously flirting with Xie Lian while he literally water boards qi rong outside

I said green lantern as a joke when I first started reading tgcf but green ghost qi rong is literally calling himself that

Bro wtf is in that soup

What is this a slumber party?

Xuan? As in he xuan???? The he xuan that I JUST tweeted about saying I had no fucking idea who this man is?

I Love Shi Qingxuan

You guys have literally kissed

Alright I’m taking bets. What do we think hua chengs communication array password is?

Glad none of us can agree

xl literally just asked for his number and hc is acting like he proposed

Imagine you’re sqx or ming yi and turn around just to see these two fuckers staring at each other in complete silence with gigantic hearts in their eyes

Xie Lian is literally that friend who when you ask for their wifi password they say “give me 50 bucks” but the password is literally giveme50bucks I hate his ass

HE’S SO !!!!

Pour one out for sqx, ming yi just ended his shit with 5 words

Heaven Officials Groupchat

Why am I so whipped for hua cheng that he says just two words and I’m foaming at the mouth. There’s literally nothing major about this so WHY am I blushing?

THEYRE LITERALLY PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE AT A TIME LIKE THIS

Xie Lian:

In Memory of Wind Master Qingxuan, who got his shit wrecked twice in one night..... press F to pay respects

I genuinely cannot deal with hua cheng. I am going to Scream

CAN U HOMOS READ THE ROOM UR FRIEND WAS JUST KIDNAPPED AND YOURE PLAYING DRESS UP

#13

THE WHAT?

Okay......so he’s just gonna propose like that.............okay.........

If shi wudu does anything to sqx I will personally end his entire existence. Fuck around and find out

HC just got Xie lians communication array password and within the same night he’s already proposed and asked him to move in with him

Quan yizhen....... Sorry to this man i dont remember who tf he is but he a real one

BBGRDHH NOT AGAIN it’s always those damn dice and always when xl has sqx and ming yi in tow god bless

It’s so fucking funny that they just have qi rong tied up just. on hold. for all this time

Wait so scholar he is he xuan? You guys just let me say this and marinate in my own struggle tweet without saying anything https://twitter.com/gusulanse/status/1279618297047191552?s=21 https://twitter.com/gusulanse/status/1279618297047191552

Fellas. You and ur homie almost drown and he’s not waking up so u check for injuries. Is the first thing you notice his fine bod?

MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT MOUTH TO MOUTH FOLKS

Hua cheng when Xie Lian starts blowing air during cpr not realizing that he’s already awake

Me at any given moment

Shi wudu, in the middle of his third heavenly calamity trial, looking at the shore and seeing hualian sucking face:

“It matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

Hualian literally naked on the beach having a heart-to-heart rn. A natural progression after doing mouth-to-mouth I guess

The amount of delicious tropes mxtx has given us back to back in this chapter.......... ch 120 superiority

Are u fucking SERIOUS RN I’m not saying it I’m not gonna say it

Presented without context. Mxtx is doing this on purpose 100%

Xie Lian being horny on main one second after fearing for his life

They’re right though

Holy shit

he......................................HE................

This.......entire time...........you guys have been shipping sqx and he xuan................THIS ENTIRE TIME.........THATS THE FANART IVE BEEN RETWEETING....???!?!!!?!!??!???

I need.........to process.................do not fucking text.......

Also at some point there was #13......could be 14....I don’t remember.....I’m just an emotionless shell rn...........can’t even enjoy this hualian makeout sesh bc of what xl just witnessed……who am I rn…

Okay I’m back. After sleeping on it I’m gonna pretend none of that happened and just enjoy hualian making out

Anyway qi rong is all of us walking in on hualian sucking face, screaming like this

#15 and 16

I love hc sm

When will someone say this about me when I say I don’t know how finances work

Xl is at his limit

17, 18

“Judging by his bone structure, he must be someone skilled in martial arts.” You just gotta be born with good bones folks

I am growing increasingly fond of qyz

If hua cheng is in Lang yings body does that mean lang ying is just chilling in hua chengs body somewhere in paradise manor lol

Me rn trying to follow along with Xie Lian and ling wens argument about the robes

#19 I’m sick of counting these but I’ve already come this far

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So when they fuck. Assuming he bottoms, Xie Lian would need a holy water enema to remove all traces of hua cheng.......

For the record, I hated typing that as much as you hated reading it

If they had fucked this time tho just imagine the heavenly eye guy having to declare that the essence of evil was concentrated in Xie Lians anus. Or dick

Bro this book is just dunk after dunk on Xie Lians cooking

I just know hua cheng is rock solid rn

Same energy

Ugh 20

I hate these fucking incorruptible chastity meatballs sm wtf is going on

Sulky babie hc and xl comforting him

Felt this

This is like that video of the cat that gets scared of the car horn and goes

They’re gossiping

21 mxtx please no more I am begging

Can qi rong stop talking in caps for one fucking second like bro focus on running your bed and breakfast

What on gods gay earth is fucking going on

Xie Lian.........

“Almost a supreme!!!1!1!!11!!!!1!!” You are So embarrassing

!!!

Xl and babie hua cheng playing around my heart is going to burst

So he fucks. Thank u for the confirmation

Alright, now what do we think the skeleton in Jun Wu’s closet is?

Um the puppet master role play scene

Hua cheng covering Xie Lians ears so the explosions don’t hurt him

HUA CHENG YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT TF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smh there are no rules when fighting for your life GRAB THE DICK YOU COWARDS

I’m actually going to cry

What the fuck is eming hua chengs dick why is this written like...that

YESSSSSS!!!!!! FLAME HIS ASS LING WEN

Yeah no rights for jing wen

Life comes at you fast

Pei ming and ling wen watching hualian like

“”Is this… hell?”

Hua Cheng said darkly, “No. It’s the mortal realm.””

Phat mood

Pei ming can have one right, as a treat

Hua cheng literally will not lift a finger unless it’s for his dianxia he’s such a bitch it’s so funny

Xie Lian rn

Pei ming what the fuck they’re fighting for their lives and he’s just like hhhhnnnnnngggffffggg female bönes . why is he SO horny

Literally every time pei ming tries to be horny on main something bad happens to him lmao

That’s fate babey !

Us here learning abt yin yu/qyz backstory from hua chengs background check meanwhile hualian the whole time are literally like this as hc rolls the tape for him

Oh to be startled by quan yizhen perched on my windowsill

Hua cheng really was just like hey check out this cool trick I can do called extremely invading someone’s privacy and Xie Lians like yoooooo sick can we invade it more

Yin yu literally what the fuck

Idek what to say at this point I’m just collecting their homoest moments in this thread