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From the opening crawl I can already feel this is gonna be an awkward time.
#FinallyWatchingRiseOfSkywalker
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Snoke factory?
The Final Order?
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Exigal?
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Why not korriban?
Why is C3PO going? Literally why?
So R2 is staying and 3PO is going. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
Is hux the spy? I& #39;ll bet hux is the spy.
If 3po is translating and they are "splitting up and seeing what the locals know..." Then how--
So Ren can just steal physical objects through ForceTimeâą now?
Hi Lando, come here often?
Lando: "Give Leia my love..."
Rey: "You should give it to her yourself.
Me:
Rey: "You should give it to her yourself.
Me:
"They fly now"
JJ says to the audience.
JJ says to the audience.
They& #39;re doing callbacks like, 10 minutes apart...
LOL
BB8 sinks into quicksand
"BB8 NOOO!"
You do know droids do not have to breathe right Rey?
BB8 sinks into quicksand
"BB8 NOOO!"
You do know droids do not have to breathe right Rey?
Did they just do the "tell me the bad news in a good way" joke from Men in Tights?
None of this dialogue makes sense and like, there are so many weird comedic beats... everyone is talking SO FAST.
Poe doesn& #39;t like bones? What?
34 minutes in and all the word that just dominates my mind is "Contrived"
Rey is healing the monster from Tremors
Oh I feel the trailer moment coming on.
Seriously why couldn& #39;t this planet they& #39;re on be Korriban... it freaking looks like Korriban.
Like, the trailer moment looks cool n& #39; all... but... like... there& #39;s literally no way that tie fighter could have ACTUALLY hit her unless it, too, smashed into the ground... so...
yeah, contrived.
yeah, contrived.
HAHA did she just murder chewbacca with palpatine force lightning?
Even at this point in the film, had I not known the "spoiler" I would have been supremely disappointed.
Even at this point in the film, had I not known the "spoiler" I would have been supremely disappointed.
Wait were those rando sith dudes the "Knights of Ren?"
Also, oh look, chewie is alive... because of course he is.
Also, oh look, chewie is alive... because of course he is.
The entire conceit of this movie is like... very much out of nowhere. Literally nothing has set any of this core plot up at all.
Oh look, BB8 has found his own C3PO
The crew is now in Skyrim.
But like, future Skyrim... I have installed this mod before.
who& #39;s voice is this girl... I know this voice...
HAHA IT& #39;S KERI RUSSELL
Yup... hi Keri& #39;s eyes.
Oh hey they referenced one thing from the last film. Neat.
I was going to make a joke about how the little wheely bot& #39;s job is to tell the audience how to feel after it said "Sad" and the voice of the little wheely bot is LITERALLY JJ ABRAMS you guys i& #39;m ded.
Oh I see, since it& #39;s the third film in the trilogy, they have to go back to Endor because that was the third film in the last trilogy... JJ YOU ARE SO SUBTLE.
This movie is the master of "introduce the little macguffin that will further the plot in exactly 10 minutes."
Oh hey, female storm trooper voices. I was wondering if they were gonna do that.
This new version of ForceTime has all sorts of new features.
I was right about Hux wasn& #39;t I?
Yup...
And there it is... This feels so made up in the moment. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
RIP Hux... ugh... every decision this movie makes I& #39;m just like WHYYYYYY
"Hallo, my name is Rey Palpatine... you kill my mother (and father)... prepare to die."
LOL JJ-BOT... asking audience questions...
"What is that?"
"That& #39;s the ruins of the death star, audience."
"What is that?"
"That& #39;s the ruins of the death star, audience."
Are they giving Finn a black storm trooper girlfriend?
You know, it would have made so much more sense to just let John use his normal accent... black stormtrooper girl is british... why make John do the American accent? He& #39;s supposed to be imperial conscript.
It& #39;s funny how much more detailed and intricate the wreckage of the death star is than the original death star ever was...
sometimes less is more guys.
sometimes less is more guys.
This movie has like 40 macguffins...
also I& #39;ve been saying give rey an double bladed lightsaber since the ep7... but I didn& #39;t see the DOUBLE DOUBLE bladed lightsaber coming xD This movie you guys
also I& #39;ve been saying give rey an double bladed lightsaber since the ep7... but I didn& #39;t see the DOUBLE DOUBLE bladed lightsaber coming xD This movie you guys
LOL FINN DON& #39;T DISTRACT HER...
She did the superhero landing... nice...
