Saving Hamilton for tomorrow so I am rewatching KNIVES OUT and I just have to say how flawless Toni Colette's California accent is.
The cow and the shotgun? How does he come up with that?
Lmaooo the cut from Jamie Lee Curtis adamantly refusing to talk shit about Walt to Don Johnson gleefully talking shit about Walt is genius.
Michael Shannon's work here is subtly great, and subtly is not a thing you normally associate with Michael Shannon
Harlan playing with a baseball during times of stress. 




Oh my god Benoit looks directly at Marta's shoes when he meets her for the first time.
This is my favorite movie ever that contains a significant amount of puking
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Harlan is such a good dude.
lol THIS CAST and Rian Johnson was like "sure let's make Christopher Plummer the good guy"
"Gravity's Rainbow. It's a novel."
"I know, I haven't read it."
"Neither have I. Nobody has."
one million chef's kisses
"I know, I haven't read it."
"Neither have I. Nobody has."
one million chef's kisses
RANSOM
god he's such an incredible asshole I love him so much
would pay so much to see a fight between Don Johnson and Michael Shannon
This film thoroughly rules and then kicks into overdrive when Captain America shows up
IVE GOT SOME MORE COOKIES YOU
DO YOU WANT SOME MORE COOKIES RANSOM
DO YOU WANT SOME MORE COOKIES RANSOM
Lakeith Stanfield is also fabulous in this as the everyman.
This is the greatest will reading in cinema history.
Walt: "Uhh... no."
The fact that everyone is furious at the lawyer for no reason is the BEST
"Im not on twitter anymore"
The Sweater Lunch is so great
All of the family googling ways to invalidate the will and quizzing the lawyer is also deeply relatable.
Ransom saying "fuck my family" is, as they say, a mood.
OH SHIT THE LAWYER IS FRANK OZ
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MARTA'S MOM: "Lawyers were here, very big lawyers."
Walt, trying to lean on Marta and her family, like a giant fucking piece of shit
MARTA WILL FIND THE RIGHT LAWYERS
(I would die for Marta)
(I would die for Marta)
WHOMST WOULD BLACKMAIL YOU LIKE THIS, asks the man named RANSOM
W H O M S T
W H O M S T
Phone rings: "Maybe B Blanc"
Hit the breaks they'll fly right by
They did that whole car chase for nothing, and I love that choice
THE HOLE AT THE CENTER OF THIS DONUT
A DONUT HOLE IN A DONUT'S HOLE
A DONUT HOLE IN A DONUT'S HOLE
this scene is incredible
"What were the overheard words, by the Nazi child, masturbating in the bathroom?"
Just a fucking incredible reveal
Deeply love how they wove Danica McKeller into this film
She didn't say "you did this".
She said "Hugh did this."
Because you made the help call you "Hugh".
Because you're an asshole.
She said "Hugh did this."
Because you made the help call you "Hugh".
Because you're an asshole.
Ransom stabbing Marta with the fake knife is the best. Just the best.