I'm sorry WHAT. Kim and Dojo are *driving* back to the East Coast from RAPID CITY SOUTH DAKOTA? She's positive with Covid he's... In the same car for... DAYS?

ITS A TWENTY THREE HOUR NON STOP DRIVE

IF THEY GO TO NEW YORK IT'S A FULL DAMN DAY.

The chance that DoJo doesn't have Covid *already* seems very low, but after *a 1700 mile drive* it's zero.

Safe travels to whatever secret service agents are the wheelmen for this foolproof plan.

Are they starting this drive tonight? How many stops? If it's a big SUV, it's probably four or five gas stops between there and NY/DC. Realistically, it's gotta be a minimum of two overnights, and that would be *brutally* long drive days. Three or four overnights is realistic.

Maybe they procured a tour bus, at night in Rapid City on July 3rd, and are just gonna power it out. Provided they have enough drivers for the shift changes, they could probably do it in a day and a half or so. Hope those drivers like getting covid.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST CHARTER A JET I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

This broke me.

In case anyone thinks I don't know what I'm talking about here, here's photo evidence of me at Wall Drug South Dakota. I drove there.