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Scary Warner Bros. Open. Remember this vividly. Went to see in theaters with my mom.
Scary Warner Bros. Open. Remember this vividly. Went to see in theaters with my mom.
Netflix doesn& #39;t show the part where Tax goes spinning around with the definition of "Twister."
You know something REALLY bad is going to happen right from the beginning.
In comes Lance Harbor& #39;s dad.
In comes Lance Harbor& #39;s dad.
OHHHH MY GOD. THAT IS A PLYMOUTH VALIANT!!!!!! (AT LEAST IT LOOKS THAT WAY DURING THE LIGHTING STRIKES).
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There is a LONG family history with a 1972 Plymouth Valiant that I might have to explain on the show tomorrow morning. Play
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There is a LONG family history with a 1972 Plymouth Valiant that I might have to explain on the show tomorrow morning. Play
That little girl& #39;s back has to be broken sleeping in that position. Who keeps that many pillows for a small child??
Jo& #39;s mom looks exactly like mine.
Why does Lance Harbor& #39;s dad try to hold on to the latch?!!?! Get out of there!!!
Hey big mama, speak up, your husband is about to sucked int
aaaaaaand he& #39;s gone.
Hey big mama, speak up, your husband is about to sucked int
aaaaaaand he& #39;s gone.
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I always ffw that part because it was too painful. Also a conspiracy theory: Dad landed in the field, and drove off to Texas to start a new family and be Lance Harbor& #39;s dad in Varsity Blues...exactly why I reference him that way.
I always ffw that part because it was too painful. Also a conspiracy theory: Dad landed in the field, and drove off to Texas to start a new family and be Lance Harbor& #39;s dad in Varsity Blues...exactly why I reference him that way.
Here& #39;s the people at the NSSL system who drink coffee and have no contact with any of the actual characters from the movie.
HERE COME BILL IN THE RAM BABY!!!!!!! Swear to God, TWO of my buddies dads bought that truck after this movie. Same color. No doubt it& #39;s in the back of my mind when I bought my Ram years later.
You can already tell the team is underfunded, and rag tag. You know Hoffman is the fun of the group from the first second you see him.
Don& #39;t even tell me Jo and that intern looking guy who had grass in the focus never had anything going.
Bill shouldn& #39;t have brought Dr. Reeves with him. New truck, job, and Dr. Reeves. I love Bill, but he& #39;s showing off to everyone.
The "suck zone" is the point when I knew I loved Dusty, and rooted for Philip Seymour Hoffman the rest of his career.
(Paused to tell Liz about my Uncle and his & #39;72 Valiant. It& #39;s a sad story on two fronts. I& #39;ll tell it tomorrow. Heading upstairs to continue)
Jo really didn& #39;t have a tone when she said "weatherman." Bill came to pick a fight. 12:27 in and you can tell he still has feelings for Jo.
Well Bill, you didn& #39;t have to make it awkward bringing Dr. Reeves!
Great thing is Dorothy is realistic. At least I think so.
Also look at Bill& #39;s face. He loves Dorothy more than Jo and Dr. Reeves combined.
Also look at Bill& #39;s face. He loves Dorothy more than Jo and Dr. Reeves combined.
Everyone claps like Bill is Steve Jobs announcing the new iphone. It& #39;s Bill...telling Dr. Reeves.
Makes me feel bad that Rabbit and his buddy are unemployed right now. Thanks, Google.
Jonas...
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
I swear to you on my entire family. Our youngest, Jonah is a compromise of "Jonas." I wanted to name him "William." (Bill).
Sometimes when Jonah is crying we say "Jonah, son of a bitch."
Sometimes when Jonah is crying we say "Jonah, son of a bitch."
Jonas with the Great Value brand Dorothy.
Also good to see the OL from The Program used his degree.
Also good to see the OL from The Program used his degree.
I didn& #39;t see Princess Bride until I was in college. Until then I thought Cary Elwes was the biggest piece of sh*t on earth.
That waitress made the same face mom did when Dr. Reeves confronts Jo
if you can tell a tornado is coming from sniffing dirt you should be the most powerful sorcerer in history.
Scott Thompson has the best chase music.
Jo is absolutely saying Bill needs therapy.
Corporate Bill goes Extreme Bill.
Of course Bill puts everyone& #39;s life in danger and goes into a huge culvert to impress a woman. If every man had a nickel.
I feel you get a pass if you soil yourself in this situation.
"Bill!...She just missed the truck!"
Then he kisses Eddie.
If this movie was going to get a second part, Hoffman would have to still be with us, and it would have to revolve around Dusty.
Then he kisses Eddie.
If this movie was going to get a second part, Hoffman would have to still be with us, and it would have to revolve around Dusty.
My mom laughed and said "Oh liability only on a brand new truck, eh?"
more of the worthless NSSL people. A jeep just dropped out of the sky in front of Dr. Reeves, but the people drinking coffee really bring this into reality.
Everyone on the crew chiming in justifying their salary from the college grant money.
Now the Ram 2500 powers headlong into the the horizontal rain!
Now the Ram 2500 powers headlong into the the horizontal rain!
That poor cow.
Jo and Bill were meant for each other. They embrace. Dr. Reeves is SHOOK. If you didn& #39;t know where this was going 20 minutes ago, you do now.
You also knew Aunt Meg was an eccentric artist before they even pull up.
EAT YOUR F**KING STEAK, DR. REEVES.
Half unbuttoned shirt for Bill while Jo and he check each other out as they pass each other to the shower. Just send Dr. Reeves packing and sleep with each other already.
I love Aunt Meg. We all should have an Aunt Meg.
these camera angles BEFORE drones. Had to use a helicopter.
now CRANK UP THE VAN CHERONE @NickWilsonSays
now CRANK UP THE VAN CHERONE @NickWilsonSays
20th time I missed Philip Seymour Hoffman so far.
If I were Jonas I would have messed with Jo on purpose there.
Bill left Dr. Reeves with Dusty on purpose. Dusty LOVES this. The scarier, the better for him. Dr. Reeves is more afraid of this than anyone and Bill leaves her with Dusty. He& #39;s trying to push her away.
I can& #39;t help but feeling that Jo wouldn& #39;t be trying to gather the censors out on the middle of the road while power lines are falling around her like a lunatic, had her stupid dad not try to hold on that latch.
Bill sort of proclaims his love for Jo.
Now more worthless NSSL people.
"Here, eat this bagel and say & #39;if these two cells converge."
Now more worthless NSSL people.
"Here, eat this bagel and say & #39;if these two cells converge."
Twister came out when I was 9-years old. I had already seen The Shining. My parents were not perfect.
