types of people you’ll see in stan twt, all sides

the nonexistent oomf
- why am i following them
- 3 actual tweets
- barely likes or likes a lot
- never on the tl
- probably rts a lot

“my personal life is your’s” oomf
- got a problem? tweet it.
- tweets about their faves thrice a week
- are you okay?
- has a private acc but is it really necessary?

the friend of friends oomf
- do they just search up “rt/like to be in a gc”?
- really friendly
- your friends know them well
- even if you dont follow them, you see them on your tl

the “intimidating” oomf
- usually has a dark layout
- often times uses periods.
- 12-14 or 17-18+
- a sweetheart or problematic, no inbetween

the sunshine and rainbows oomf
- i am convinced you are insane
- always happy
- is a koonighter unironically or ironically, pick your poison
- “gn/gm!!”
- most used emojis are, but not limited to: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Regenbogen" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌟" title="Leuchtender Stern" aria-label="Emoji: Leuchtender Stern">

the always active oomf
- do you have no social life?
- probably uses keyboard smashes
- has a lot of meme reactions
- your camera roll is a mess

the content oomf
- why arent you an hourly or pics account?
- always tweets contents of their faves
- usually are the always active oomf or friend of friends oomf
- really kind when you get to know them

the layout crisis oomf
- self explanatory
- you had to memorize their @ to recognize them on the tl
- “i will commit to this layout”
- changes it a day after

the opininated oomf
- gets onto fights on the tl every day
- 100+ people have them blocked
- usually not problematic, but have a good heart and a want for justice
- one of your followers has you muted so gl figuring out which one lmao

the unfunny oomf
- posts “relatable” memes
- did you save minion memes when you were little?
- @ usually has, but is not limited to: numbers, underscores, or an overused joke within the fandom

the problematic oomf
- self explanatory
- is mean for no reason
- usually 14-16
- cat emojis

the quirky oomf
- usually competes with experiences (ie: “my mom did golf” - “oh my mom did professional golf”)
- overshares
- very annoying and its okay to face that

the honest oomf
- straight up tells you that they dont like you
- on the opinionated or problematic oomf spectrum
- everything they do radiates sarcasm

if you dont think you arent included here, read again. you’re probably denying which one you are. i wouldn’t be surprised if you’re a quirky oomf.