Today’s Conway family drama reminds me of the time i spent the night at my friend’s house and he and his older brother told their mom to "shut up” and I got scared because I thought something was gonna happen. But it never did. We just kept on eating poorly seasoned food.

I don’t really beclown people over seasoning because it’s such a copout of a joke. But their food was notably bad. It was like if someone prepared a home-cooked Hungry Man meal for you. (But, as a guest, i said thank you and was appreciative nonetheless).

Anyway. I didn’t know people did that to their moms until that day, when i was in 8th grade.